I'm sorry, but I just heard the best joke ever and I had to share it!!
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are all eating dinner together. Shrek tells the other two "I wish I knew if I was the strongest creature alive!" Brad shares a similar sentiment by stating, "I wish I knew if I was the most handsome man alive!" "That's so strange!" Angelina says. "I was just thinking about how I wish I knew if I was the most beautiful woman alive!" A waitress overhears this conversation and tells them they should go see the magic mirror on the wall. They decide this is a great idea and go their separate ways for the night.
The next morning they meet together to eat breakfast at the same restaurant. Shrek slaps Brad on the back and says proudly, "I was right!! I AM the strongest creature alive!" Brad laughs and says, "And I'm the handsomest man alive!" They both turn to Angelina Jolie and see that she's glaring at her plate. "What did the mirror tell you?" Shrek asks...
Her response - "Who the hell is this Tiffany chick?!"
Ha ha! I thought that was pretty great!
6 comments:
i thought it was gonna say she was the handsomest man alive!! too funny. i'd love to give you a call but we're cavemen and don't have longdistance except for the cell and bry has that with him at work. :( mads quilt is way cute by the way.
That's hillarious! I'm gonna have to use that one... and keep it Tiffany Woods!
Well guys! Your blog is way cute. Just wanted to stop in and say Hi, saw you on a friends blog. You guys are amazing! check out my blog. Hope you don't mind if I add you.
HA! That is too funny.
Hey I am trying to spread the word about a bunco group that Erin Householder is getting started up. Here is the link, just leave her a comment and she'll get in touch with you.
http://householderfamily.blogspot.com/2008/10/bunco-night-anyone.html
Hope you guys are doing good!
Of course I remember you!! I look at your blog every now and then. SO glad you are interested in Bunco. I'll get an email sent out to you with info.
That's great! I'm going to have to put that on my blog!
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