I live with a comedian. It is a simple fact. Is it innocence? Is she simply naive? Following are excerpts from a random day amongst our family, read and I'll leave the decision to you...
Our dog, MJ, was eating some grass in our front yard.
Tiffany: MJ! Stop eating our grass!
Madison: Yeah! MJ, stop eating our grass! No no!!
At this point, MJ chokes on a piece of grass and makes a very ugly, hacking cough.
Madison: Mom, what'd she say?
Tiffany (stifling a giggle): She choked on grass!
Madison: Oh. Is she ok?
Then, Madi follows MJ around asking, "Are you ok? Are you ok?" only to come and report (after about a minute of this exercise) that MJ must be ok because "she didn't answer me."
Later that day, I'm getting Madi ready for dance class and have stripped her down to her birthday suit and told her to go potty. She does so, and afterwards I'm helping her wash her hands.
Madison: Mom! My hands are cold!
Tiffany (misunderstanding my 2-year-old's exclamation): You're buns are cold?
Madison (reaching back to feel her naked buns, softly rubbing one cheek in a circle): No Mom, they's nice and warm!
That evening Mads poses a question that... well, what would YOU have said?
Madison: Mom, is that your chest?
Tiffany: Yes, it is my chest.
Madison (looking down at her own, and pausing to think): Where'd mine go?
Tiffany (again, trying not to laugh): Well, honey... give it about 10 years and I think you'll find it!
Well, everyone... there you have it. Proof that I live with one very funny little girl who is every day learning that there is more to life than she previously thought!
Our dog, MJ, was eating some grass in our front yard.
Tiffany: MJ! Stop eating our grass!
Madison: Yeah! MJ, stop eating our grass! No no!!
At this point, MJ chokes on a piece of grass and makes a very ugly, hacking cough.
Madison: Mom, what'd she say?
Tiffany (stifling a giggle): She choked on grass!
Madison: Oh. Is she ok?
Then, Madi follows MJ around asking, "Are you ok? Are you ok?" only to come and report (after about a minute of this exercise) that MJ must be ok because "she didn't answer me."
Later that day, I'm getting Madi ready for dance class and have stripped her down to her birthday suit and told her to go potty. She does so, and afterwards I'm helping her wash her hands.
Madison: Mom! My hands are cold!
Tiffany (misunderstanding my 2-year-old's exclamation): You're buns are cold?
Madison (reaching back to feel her naked buns, softly rubbing one cheek in a circle): No Mom, they's nice and warm!
That evening Mads poses a question that... well, what would YOU have said?
Madison: Mom, is that your chest?
Tiffany: Yes, it is my chest.
Madison (looking down at her own, and pausing to think): Where'd mine go?
Tiffany (again, trying not to laugh): Well, honey... give it about 10 years and I think you'll find it!
Well, everyone... there you have it. Proof that I live with one very funny little girl who is every day learning that there is more to life than she previously thought!
3 comments:
She is so cute. I love her personality. Doesn't it amaze you with the things they come up with?
She cracks me up! I sure don't love that these 2-year-olds are turning in to big girls in a hurry. Although, they do come up with some of the funniest things!
Okay, when we come down we might have to do a quick play date with everyone! Too funny! Her hair is getting long (meaning the curls are hanging down a little more)!
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