You know, when you're a mom, you think you've seen it all, done it all, experienced it all. Nothing can possibly be done the second time around that wasn't done the first, right? Hmmmmm... I have discovered that this is false logic. And now that this revelation has opened my eyes to the potential "Ew!! Gross!" moments in my future, I'm beginning to realize the truth in the statement "Ignorance is Bliss."
Look at this face. So innocent right? Who on earth would think that this sweet little face could play a part in something SO... blah!! Ready for this? Then read on...
The other night Madi used the restroom and being 3 and in a hurry to return to playtime forgot to do a few things {kinda important things, we've learned!!}. No flush, toilet seat left up, and bathroom door left open. So I'm wandering around picking up the mess of the day and hear some really random noises coming from the bathroom. I walk in to find Keahi rather enjoying herself - standing at the open toilet, reaching inside to grab floating bits of cool looking white stuff and... {this is where I screamed and almost gagged} stuffing them in her mouth!!!!! Luckily Madi had only peed, and it was like her 5th pee in the previous 10 minutes {and those others had been flushed} but oh, gag me!!!
I'm sure you can picture the next couple minutes quite vividly. Me snatching up a startled Coconut and basically drowning her in the sink, washing out her mouth, hands, shirt, pants, head, feet... stripping her down... her screaming, Madi saying "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, Mom!!" over and over as she helps me clean up the mess, and all of us laughing as we dodge Keahi kisses for the next few minutes, and poor Keahi totally mystified at our freak out.
Ah, the life of a mother of 2. Love these crazy girls! To all my dear readers with only one... just you wait! Oh, just you wait!
8 comments:
bwahahahah! Kids... they're crazy. ;) That's really nasty though. I may have barfed. :p
When Allie was like a year old she took off a poopy diaper and smeared it all over her room, herself, and in her mouth. I nearly died. lol
Glad to hear I'm not the only one! Yeeeeeah... Clint and I were SO thankful there were no little poops in there for her to sample! Disgusting!!!
Oh, that is so gross! I would've thrown up. That's worse than Brittlee wiping her bum and then using the same tissue to wipe her nose! Oh, the second child totally outdoes the first. But you think that's bad, just wait until the third!! :)
Yeah, I was totally expecting something worse - though we've been fairly lucky in that department...
Tiffany I am laughing so hard right now! It makes me grateful for my ONE babe... but I guess I can see what I have to look forward to. :)
Kids are seriously gross at times, but you gotta love them!!! Brody never ceases to amaze me with the things he can make a mess of!
Ahh... there is nothing worse than kids and toilets! At least she was not eating brown logs! My little man is obsessed with the toilet bowl brush. I am constantly taking it away from him. Gross! At least he hasn't put it in his mouth!
And I have to agree...2 is way crazier than 1! Hang in there! At least I know my kids are somewhat normal!
Love it! Cute! I would have done the same thing all the while saying "Grooooossss, yeeeeecckkyy!"
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